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Don't Panic!
Age 42 From Gilbert, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Since starting these things off is always a pain in the ass, let's just jump right into it and skip the cheesy opening line that makes everybody cringe.

So, I'm a 32 year old military veteran currently workin in the restaurant business, which I love despite some people being right bastards for no reason at all. I'm into pretty much any genre of movie, as long as it looks good or entertaining. That said I can't stand Will Ferrell. I don't see why people like him so much, especially since he plays the same character in every movie (loud idiot). But hey, to each their own. I also play a lot of video games. Currently own an XBOX 360 and an XBOX One, though the One gets way more use at this point.

Other random things about me: I currently have 11 tattoos, am pretty much blind without my glasses (everything is blurry blobs. Yay!), and I'm about 2% Wolverine due to a couple of titanium plates in my neck. So that's fun.

I live with a couple roommates and ride a bicycle everywhere because I don't have a car. Plus it's cheaper, and also exercise.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner and drinks to get know each other. Also maybe walkin' and talkin.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
SCUBA diving.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Pop, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Supernatural, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything fun

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for somebody to laugh with me (or at me) when funny or stupid things happen. Somebody to hang with, to game with, to binge watch Netflix, or HULU, or Amazon Instant Video with. Somebody who doesn't look at their phone every minute when we're together (there's a difference then the occasional check and the stupid thing never leaving your hand). Somebody who can be happy just being together without having to say a word.

Ultimately though, I'm looking for somebody whose back I can watch and who can watch my back when the world turns to roving motorcycle gangs and we're forced to travel the wasteland in torn up leathers behind the wheel of the last of the V8 Interceptors. You get, like, all the extra sexy points if you get that reference at the end there.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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